I.W.W.

*Idleness While Working*

The following is an email conversation a couple of co-workers and myself had yesterday morning. Rest assured had it not been for these chicks, there is a 159% chance I would have probably slit my wrists already.....or at least attempted to. Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe.

(The following will not make any sense unless you scroll to the bottom of this entry and start reading from the bottom up. Thank you!)



From: Davey, Katrina Sent: Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:51 AMTo: Virgille, Joanne; Borbon, Francesca; Echegaray, PaolaSubject: RE: When does good become bad?

ok wow. That wasn't what I had in mind when I said constructive

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From: Virgille, Joanne Sent: Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:50 AMTo: Davey, Katrina; Borbon, Francesca; Echegaray, PaolaSubject: RE: When does good become bad?
i curse you, davey. i curse you!!!.....................
oooooh! do u think i cud use this 'talent' to lure strong, strapping rasta fellas into my bed?
just a thought.....

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From: Davey, Katrina Sent: Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:48 AMTo: Virgille, Joanne; Borbon, Francesca; Echegaray, PaolaSubject: RE: When does good become bad?
if only you would use your 'talent' for something constructive

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From: Virgille, Joanne Sent: Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:47 AMTo: Davey, Katrina; Borbon, Francesca; Echegaray, PaolaSubject: RE: When does good become bad?
shut up, davey. i'll have you know that beneath the three-year old junk that occupies the space in my trustworthy handbag, there is a sea of gum and hair clad change. thus, alas, my thirst has been quenched. *super duper long sigh*
thank you; come again.

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From: Davey, Katrina Sent: Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:42 AMTo: Virgille, Joanne; Borbon, Francesca; Echegaray, PaolaSubject: RE: When does good become bad?
when did it switch from 'someone' to you. 'Someone' needs diet coke. You my friend can drink water

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From: Virgille, Joanne Sent: Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:38 AMTo: Borbon, Francesca; Davey, Katrina; Echegaray, PaolaSubject: RE: When does good become bad?
woman! why does thou forsaken me! a diet coke - that's all i want! a diet coooooooooooooooooke!
(this is the part where i force myself to cry.)

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From: Borbon, Francesca Sent: Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:36 AMTo: Virgille, Joanne; Davey, Katrina; Echegaray, PaolaSubject: RE: When does good become bad?
I can donate a Pepsi

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From: Virgille, Joanne Sent: Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:34 AMTo: Borbon, Francesca; Davey, Katrina; Echegaray, PaolaSubject: RE: When does good become bad?
hmmmmmm... that someone is thinking: stop our children - our leaders of tmr - from becoming drug-addicted failures and scum of our society OR quench my curiously unsatiable thirst for diet coke? ummmmm.....geez, this is a hard one.....
*sigh* ummmmmmm.....*sigh, again* yeah. i'll need fifty cents please. thanks!

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From: Borbon, Francesca Sent: Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:29 AMTo: Virgille, Joanne; Davey, Katrina; Echegaray, PaolaSubject: RE: When does good become bad?
Hey tell that someone that DARE comes first......someone needs to drink water, hot chocolate or coffee until payday comes around and they can go to the store

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From: Virgille, Joanne Sent: Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:27 AMTo: Davey, Katrina; Borbon, Francesca; Echegaray, PaolaSubject: RE: When does good become bad?
no. that "someone" is going to come around certain people's offices right now to beg for fifty cents to buy a diet coke from the vending machine. thanks! :)

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From: Davey, Katrina Sent: Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:25 AMTo: Virgille, Joanne; Echegaray, Paola; Borbon, FrancescaSubject: RE: When does good become bad?
hahahahahahahah. Does this mean that 'someone' is going throw out that bottle of stale juice and purchase a smaller quantity of juice from now on so that it doesn't have to sit around so long?

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From: Virgille, Joanne Sent: Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:21 AMTo: Davey, Katrina; Echegaray, Paola; Borbon, FrancescaSubject: RE: When does good become bad?
bomboclaaaaat! u guys are good good.....irritatingly good.

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From: Davey, Katrina Sent: Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:14 AMTo: Echegaray, Paola; Virgille, Joanne; Borbon, FrancescaSubject: RE: When does good become bad?
you sure it was in January? Because if memory serves me correct I've seen a bottle of cranapple in 'someone's' office since December - before the holidays.

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From: Echegaray, Paola Sent: Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:12 AMTo: Virgille, Joanne; Davey, Katrina; Borbon, FrancescaSubject: RE: When does good become bad?
i'm still concerned, though I don't know about what anymore

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From: Virgille, Joanne Sent: Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:10 AMTo: Davey, Katrina; Borbon, Francesca; Echegaray, PaolaSubject: RE: When does good become bad?
i meant january. january, bee-yatch! JANUARY!!!

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From: Davey, Katrina Sent: Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:10 AMTo: Virgille, Joanne; Borbon, Francesca; Echegaray, PaolaSubject: RE: When does good become bad?
March of last year sweety? Throw it out. We can put together and buy that 'someone' another bottle if things are that bad.

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From: Virgille, Joanne Sent: Tuesday, February 27, 2007 9:09 AMTo: Davey, Katrina; Borbon, Francesca; Echegaray, PaolaSubject: When does good become bad?
say someone bought cranberry apple juice back in march, wud it still be good? even if it doesn't smell funny and even if that someone has a stomach made of iron?