Tidbits

1.     I find it absolutely disheartening that people fail to agree with me in my notion that
        Mario Chalmers looks like Jay-Z.

2.     I can NEVER drive near water without having horrible thoughts of my car veering
        out of control, plunging in and me dying a horrible death, trapped in my car and
        drowning.

3.     It never fails. I can join the shortest of lines and, all of a sudden, it becomes the
        longest. And all of the people who joined all the longer lines WAY after I joined
        the short line, usually end up getting through before me. I don't get it. It never fails.

4.     I am extremely slow at going down escalators. I watch all the springy-kneed people
        bounce past me and I scowl at my stiff knees.

5.     For a while now, I've been having this recurring dream where I find myself trying to
        play it cool while in Beyonce's (my wifey) presence but yearning deep down inside
        for her to notice and befriend me. I adore her, but even I would be inclined to
        agree with others in their notion that these dreams are indeed somewhat
        pathetic.